Of course the team members have awesome names.
The team managers get in the spirit, too
Even the referees have bad-ass names!
So (bear with me): What if fencers were allowed to tweak the names on their lames? Just imagine...
Do No Wong
Ashers to Ashers
Bain of Your Existence
Van Loonatic Fringe
Come on people--a little bad-assery is good for the soul.
Besides, I could go from being Badger to being BadgerBadgerBadger.
That would be SO much more intimidating. Right?